Monday 7 January 2013


Trombone Shorty

Holy shit !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzByl_lUOXQ

W I C K E D !!

Yes I have a life outside my kinks.

Saturday 5 January 2013

Wednesday 2 January 2013

Mouth Pear

Why does editing a post here have to be so difficult ?

I tried to reduce the size of the "mouth pear" image in the previous post . Why ? Because neatness counts ! And the photo was way too large on the page for my liking.
Half an hour later I had to just give up. The damn image was sliding all over the place every time I moved my mouse. WTF is UP with WYSIWYG????

Trust me . The previous post contained a correctly positioned, although too large, image of a medieval instrument of torture. I finally deleted the image and restored the post without it.

Perhaps that was not such a bad result. It forced me to write again and this time I can include more details about ye olde mouth pear because it really is/was an interesting device.

I learned more about it HERE but for those in a hurry I can quote from the page.

Poire d'angoisser - the Pear of Anguish; the Spanish Mouth Pear; or the Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear (for those with less-easily offended sensibilities) - is a hideously cruel device.

It was made of four 'leaves' which joined together by a hinge at the top. A screw inserted between the leaves could be turned to slowly separate the four lobes of the 'pear', expanding the orifice into which it had been inserted. The torturer could choose whether to simply distend the cavity, or expand the pear to it's absolute maximum and mutilate the prisoner.
Of course, the orifice which was on the receiving end of the pear was symbolic of the offense - heretics received the oral pear, passive male homosexuals received the anal pear, and women who had intercourse with Satan were in receipt of the vaginal pear.
These devices were much more intricately decorated than many other tools of the trade, bordering on works of art. It is doubtful, however, that the embellishments made much difference to anyone who experienced the torture of the "Pear of Anguish".  "

A very well written summary I think.
You really should visit the author's page. In it he describes a vast number of "instruments".


The Index is Here
Fascinating stuff !
(Not for the faint of heart)

You may be wondering what the poire d'angoisser looks like and what it has to do with this so here is a picture I found somewhere.